Randomness, Inc.

Teachers

2011-09-17T07:10:00.001-07:00

My art teacher has a lisp.
My math teacher has poofy hair.
My science teacher is tall.
My language arts teacher is shorter than me.
I like all of them.
That's all for now.

CNN: Darth Vader

2011-05-04T13:35:00.000-07:00

C: Hello, this is Cafina, coming in live with a guest. The one...the only...the one and only, Missssterrr DAAARTH VAAADER. Here I am, on our talk show, CNN (Cafina's News Network). Say hello to all our fans out there, Mister Vader.
DV: Hi.
C: Mister Vader, are you supposed to be dead? I mean, I'm not a Star Wars geek and all that, so please, enlighten me!
DV: Ummm, I think so. Not sure.
C: Right. Moving on. You were adorable as a child!
DV: Thankyouverymuch.
C: So, how did Luke react when you told him you were his father?
DV: Don't remember. I'm getting a bit old here, Cafina, so if you'll just excuse that, everything will be perfectly fine.
C: So sorry, Mister Vader. I apologize.
DV: Not okay, but whatever.
C: Er...do you remember much of the past?
DV *huffs angrily* What did I just say.
C: Sorry, sorry! *mutters under breath* Ooookay then. Lose the 'tude, Mister Vader, I ain't likin' it!
DV: What was that? Didn't catch it.
C: I didn't say anything.
DV: Really? I could've sworn I'd heard something.
C: No, I didn't say anything. Um, most of these questions are kinda pointless if you don't remember the past.
DV: Hey, I saw that basketball court in the basement as they were escorting me up. Mind if I leave and shoot some hoops?
C: Yeah, sure, no problem.
DV: Great! See ya. Peace out. *leaves*
C: Well....that sure was....erm, interesting. Well, thanks for tuning in to CNN, and be sure to catch the new episode of CNN when it comes out! Thanks, and have a greatly fantastical amazing-ish day!

Random Facts

2011-02-13T08:25:00.000-08:00

Hello! Sorry that I haven't posted for a while, there hasn't been quite enough time. But there isn't too much time right now, so I'll just provide you people with a couple of quick, random things that you might want to know.

-William of Orange ascended to the throne on February 13, 1689
-The American James Younger gang robbed its first bank in Missouri
- Liam Brady, a football player, was born today BUT in 1956
-Jenna Fischer is the actress of Pam Halpert in my current FAVORITE TV show, The Office
- The birthstone of February is an amethyst
- February is Library Lover's month
- February 3rd is Wear Red Day...which I forgot, and went to school with a blue shirt, and my principal scolded me
- February 28th is national Tooth Fairy Day
- February is National Chocolate Lover's month... Chocolate Lovers of the world, unite! (Hear that, Pinky?)
- I prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate. More flavor, y'know?
-February 21st is Love Your Pet day
-I am aware that I have compiled more than a couple of facts, but these are so interesting that I forgot I had to be quick.

There ya go! I always find February kind of depressing, because I'm sick of winter by then. But now, I realize February is such an interesting little month, even after Valentine's Day is over.

Forever random,
cAfInA

CNN: Mr, Weatherman

2011-01-27T07:39:00.000-08:00

Hello! This is Cafina here, coming in live with a guest, Mr. Weatherman, on our talk show, CNN (Cafina's News Network)! Now, tell me, Mr. Weatherman, how did you acquire such a name?
MW: I was a weatherman for two days.
C: Wow, that's not very long.
MW: I know.
C: So, er, what were you before a weatherman?
MW: A caveman.
*awkward silence*
C: I thought cavemen were in the pre-historic times or something like that.
MW: Well, I applied to be a caveman just a week ago and I got the job.
C: Uh, what were you before a caveman?
MW: A hobo.
C: That's what I'm talking about! Tell me, did your life as a hobo change you drastically?
MW: Why should I tell you?
C: Because audience members eat this stuff up like Pinky eats up chocolate cake! I have a script I stick to. I don't really want to ask you all this boring stuff.
MW: Oh.
C: Who's your best friend?
MW: Darth Vader.
C: Uhh...
MW: He's a good guy.
C: I thought he was evil.
MW: Perhaps. I just met him a few hours ago.
C: You are a strange man.
MW: Indeed.
C: Well, thanks for tuning in to CNN, and be sure to catch the new episode of CNN when it comes out! Thanks, and have a greatly fantastical amazing-ish day!
MW: I was a bobo head 'fore I was a hobo.

Fortunes! (again)

2011-01-21T05:51:00.000-08:00

Hello Squarbzoids of Omagotron! Wait...let me get into weird mysterious form...

Ah, welcome vivacious readers of this blog, this Psychic Pinky. Psychic Pinky will delve into the deepest parts of your mind and tell you your fortune. Wait...Psychic Pinky is hearing the spirits calling to her! Yes, they wish Psychic Pinky to tell you your fortune to your star sign. Ah, yes, she sees! Well, Psychic Pinky's little guest, do you know your star signs? Hmm...just in case, Psychic Pinky wishes you to check this chart on this post...

Now Psychic Pinky has the secrets of your future....

Aries: Oh no child! Terror and doom rocks your path! Psychic Pinky only see one chance of hope...YES! You must watch a Pirates of the Caribbean movie!

Taurus: Oh, oh! You are a comedian, are you? Yes! Psychic Pinky sees you causing your peers to laugh...How wonderful!

Gemini: Tsk, tsk, Psychic Pinky sees great catastrophes...you naughty, mischievous child!

Cancer: My, my don't you get worked up. What Psychic Pinky sees is very plain-frustration throughout.

Leo: Yes! Yes! Burrowing into your sign fills Psychic Pinky with joy! She see great happiness!!

Virgo: I see...hmm...Psychic Pinky suggests you eat ice unless you want to die in the next two years...yes, please do child!
Libra: A song is coming to Psychic Pinky...listen carefully......The hills are alive! OH! The hills are alive! And I feel so alive in these hills! Oh and....Did you listen? Good, good. Sing this!

Scorpio: You see snow? Uh oh, bad omen....watch out, brave warrior.

Sagittarius: Keep your eyes closed when you laugh. It is the only way!

Capricorn: Possible deaths: Old age, older age, oldest age. Possible pains within the month: toe stubs, paper cuts...

Aquarius: OH NO! PLEASE...PLEASE...NO! SOMEONE HELP PSYCHIC PINKY! PL-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pisces: Psychic Pinky is unavailable. Still recovering from Aquarius. Um...calculating...eat fruits and vegetables...That will have to do.

Jorgie Porgie

2011-01-20T17:00:00.000-08:00

Jorgie Porgie was a bear.
Jorgie Porgie had no hair.
Jorgie Porgie sold blood.

Thorium

2011-01-17T17:36:00.000-08:00

Thorium.

What is it, you say? It is an element. An element I happen to know a few things about...

Thorium's symbol is Th.

It has 90 protons.

It also has 90 electrons.

Thorium is very reactive.

Thorium is a little radioactive.

Thorium is a rare earth metal.

Thorium is a actinide. This means it was one of the element that are after actinium that couldn't fit into the basic rectangle on the table of elements. As a result, they are below the basic rectangle.

Thorium is often used to make nuclear weapons and reactors.

Thorium is silvery-white.

Thorium was discovered by M. T. Esmark.

Thorium was named by Berzelius, after Thor, the Norse god of thunder, Norse is the religion of the Scandinavian people before the Christianization of Scandinavia.

Pinky's advice: If you happen to find thorium, do not eat it. It is very likely you will die. ;)

So next time you see a giant nuclear weapon lying at your feet., think THORIUM!

Goodbye now!
-P I N K Y
(P.S. I know all this because last year I did a science report on thorium. :))

A Real Conversation Including Peggie, Pinky, and Cafina

2011-01-16T19:46:00.000-08:00

Pink= Pinky Purple=Peggie Green=Cafina Red=Other
____________________________________________

I don't like her bangs.
Neither do I. She looks like Taylor Swift.
HAHAHAHA!
Good job, Jesse Eisenberg.
NOO! Who is this dude? Why are you kissing your wife? That makes no sense- you didn't deserve this award! Now you're kissing a dude? Wait- WHOA! Are you writing this down? Why are you writing this down? No, you can't write this down! But... seriously... this is another British guy. Like, EVERYONE is British!
YOU'RE SPITTING AT ME! I don't like Colin Firth.
Didn't I just say not to write this?
Khmmhm! Uhhuhuh! Stop writing this down.
You're saying this just so she'll write it down.
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are! You're laughing... True friend, huh? He's just using you for your money, fool. Ahahahaha! TUH! You write down when I laugh, too? You're wacked up. Uh!
She didn't say that.
She did.
She did? I didn't know that!
She's givin' you some beautiful things, huh. Don't write that down. That sounds wrong! Don't write that down either!
I'll fix the spellings and stuff later.
L'Oreal Paris.
Because you're worth it.
Robert Downey Junior.
I think you spelled his name wrong.
No, she didn't.
Oh.
Mmmmeh.
AHAHAHAAH! Hey! I don't laugh like that. I don't go, like, AHAHAHA! I go, like-- regular laugh. Really? You're going to write this down too?
You disgust me.
You're like a fat chicken in a pig mouth. Ahaha! I don't know where that came from. THE WHITES OF HIS EYES ARE GREEN. Doesn't that freak you out?
Technically, his greens are green.
Shut up. It's a Mexican frog with green eyes. I didn't say "technically", for your information. [Cafina] did. I didn't say, "Technically it was a Mexican frog with green eyes." Oh wait, I did! But I didn't say "technically'. No, really, change it.
Okay, okay.
Hmm...
You're going to go in a straitjacket. Nice and straight.
Well you're going to go like Kat did in Victorious... in the Mental Ward.
That was so weird! It was like... PSHH, PSHH. There is no hero, everyone's a loser.
What magazine is Life and Style? Wahhh... Batman! Oh wait, that looked like Batman.
Cape. Tomorrow. 9-8 central. Well, you know what, I'm probably going to go to bed. 'Cause I have to go to school.
JAY LENO! Wait, I thought that was Jay Leno.
That's not Jay Leno!
I thought it was Jay Leno! Johnny Depppppp!
He's in his glasses, looking all piratey. He has really high cheekbones, seriously.
Muns? Muns? Girls, come on up! you have to sleep now! <--[Pinky's Dad]
LATER, WE'RE BUSY!-- Watching the... the... Golden Globes... thing!
INCEPTION IS A COOL MOVIE... You can guess who said that.
I was your only friend! Your only friend! I'm not coming back for my share- I'm coming back for it all!
Hey, [Flippy]'s awake!
No, that's my mom!
OH! Sorry! I thought it was [Flippy.]
SAY IT. Aheeheeheeuhuhuh!
Pascal. Pascaaal. It's like Paaaasssscaaaalllll.
I like Pascal from Tangled. Eduardo!
Loser!
He reminds me of Robert Pattinson. Who I hate. Teehee!
HEEHEEHEEEHEEE! Stupid laugh!
AAHAHAAHAHAHA! I mean- who just picked Eduardo up? He like... picked him up... and made him walk up to the stage with him... creepy. Mutiny. Like they did to Jack on the Pearl.
Who's David Fincher? No, seriously, [Peggie], who's David Fincher? Well done, justicethat. Like I said before.... everybody's British. Man, Justin Bieber is the man! That's so stupid.
But this is so epic! The Golden Globes are OVVEERRR... and we're still up. AHEEHUHUHEHE!
I'm cold now.

...and so it goes.
Just to add, we were watching the Golden Globes on television as this happened- hence all the references to movies and movie stars. Peggie ate too much candy and had just finished being tortured by Pinky while Cafina researched Orlando Bloom. Blame it on that, folks.

Movies!

2011-01-15T10:43:00.000-08:00

Dear Randomness, Inc. Readers,
Happy New Year! First post of 2011...just saying. You guys should enjoy this year, as it's the year before we'll supposedly 'die'. Anyway, I digress.

Back to the topic: movies! I am in a movie mood right now, which I have never been in before. It's a new experience. Due to the fact I come from a movie-obsessed family, I have seen quite a few films. So here I am, giving you my reviews from some movies I just randomly chose out of a hat!

Alice In Wonderland (Tim Burton's movie, of course)
Yay for Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix Lestrange in the Harry Potter movies) and Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean, Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and a good many other films)! And I love Mia Wasikowska in this movie, she portrays Alice nicely. The movie was good, I just re-watched it yesterday! YAY! If you haven't watched it yet, be sure to see it.

Avatar
Yeah, yeah, I know. Bad timing. It was released two years ago, but really, I saw it in the beginning of 2010. The IMAX 3-D was incredible, it was like James Cameron made it especially for IMAX 3-D. But the storyline? Kind of predictable. But yes, I did like it.

Inception
Why am I reviewing only good movies? Strange. Anyway...back to Inception. This was a GREAT movie, but you gotta be smart to understand everything on the first time watching it. I certainly didn't. In fact, I didn't even WANT to watch it in the theater the first time, I just went 'cause I liked popcorn. I spent the first half of the movie playing games on my dad's iPhone, and then when the battery was low, I didn't understand anything about the movie and wasn't certain of anything except Ariadne's name had a cool connection to what she did in the movie and that Mal creeped me out.

But then when I checked out Roger Ebert's review of Inception, he liked it so I figured maybe I should give the movie a chance. And I watched it. And I liked it. So you should watch it, too!

TRON: Legacy
Meh. This was an OK movie, nothing special. I didn't like it that much, but I didn't positively hate it. If you have nothing better to do, TRON: Legacy will keep you entertained for a while at least.

There are your reviews for today, and hoping you have a very nice year!

Yours Randomly,
Cafina

Sky Gnomes... And Gnomes in General

2010-12-22T14:53:00.000-08:00

Have you ever read Norman Eight's Left Arm? It's about a robot named Norman VIII. He doesn't believe in the existence of sky gnomes- so he bets his left arm that his friend won't be able to find any gnomes. Of course, he loses the bet. His friend finds some sky gnomes and gives them a teapot, and--

Okay. Too weird for ya? ~~I'm sorry~~ Too bad.

Right now, I'm obsessed with ~~Scott Pilgrim~~ graphic novels! And gnomes. Gnomes! And just not gnomes. Sky gnomes.

You do know what I'm talking about, right? I am NOT talking about those ~~cute, pudgy~~ fat little Santa Clauses that live in gardens. I am NOT talking about this ~~super cute~~ weird gnome right here.

NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. ^

No, I'm talking about THIS.

WOULD SHOW THE WHOLE COMIC, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DISTURBING.

That's right.
Everyone. I'm back. Scott Pilgrim is epic. Canada is sweet, but fail. George Clooney pwns everyone. Sky gnomes are totally in. TIME magazine is amazing. Christmas is coming soon.
And whatever else you can think of.

Taquitos

2010-12-16T15:21:00.000-08:00

Dear Randomness, Inc. Readers,

Hello! Cafina here! Sorry I haven't been posting for a while, but I just wanted to ask all of you a question. Has anyone reading this ever tried a taquito? For those of you who have no idea whatsoever what a taquito is, (don't worry, I had no idea whatsoever what it was when I heard it, either) is a Mexican dish consisting of a small rolled up tortilla and some type of filling, usually beef or chicken.

Wondering why that's in italics? I copied it from Wikipedia. Don't wanna get accused of plaigarism, right, homies? It has a section on taquitos. And crumpets, too! But I shall not go off the topic, my dearest chums.

Right. Where was I? Oh yeah. The tortilla (filled already) is crisp fried. Most taquitos contain pork, veggies, and cheese. Most of them are served with guacamole and salsa.

So. Have any of you tried one? I haven't. But I wish to. I heard they are served for breakfast. Is that true? Hm...interesting. A taco-like meal for breakfast.

Esperamos hablar con usted de nuevo pronto!

Yours Randomly,
*Cafina*

Candy Girl and Veggie Boy!

2010-12-13T13:20:00.000-08:00

Just so you know, I wrote this when I was very little. I just wanted to share this with you, but it won't be very good because I didn't edit it from when I was little

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Riley and a boy named Kyle. The girl loved candy and the boy loved vegetables. They were friends. When they both turned 13, something magical happened.
One day they were leaving school when this…….creature walked up to them. Riley got scared and started chewing bubblegum. Kyle said cool and gave a carrot to the creature. The creature said “I am Vavaji your guardian. I am here to tell you about your powers.” “Powers?” said Riley, confused. ”Yes powers.” he said.
After Vavaji finished, the two were amazed. ”Do we really have those powers? Do we have a cool team name?” they kept on asking. Vavaji said, “You two are Candy Girl and Vegetable Boy.” “That’s why I have candy related powers? And I have vegetable related powers?” they asked. “Yes” he said, “Yes.”
A week later, Candy Girl and Vegetable Boy were practicing their powers when Vavaji appeared. He screamed “ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR POWERS IN PUBLIC!!!” Then he gave them a long lecture about how letting people see them use their powers would be a disaster and stuff like that. Then he started talking about something that was not boring at all.
“It is time for your first quest.” said Vavaji. Their first quest! Candy Girl and Vegetable Boy were excited. Vavaji said they were going to fight their arch nemesis, Fruit Woman. “Cool! We have an arch nemesis already! Vavaji smiled and led them through a portal. You would never guess what they saw.
They were in a big candy corn castle with Corn shaped windows! “For this, this is your castle.” Vavaji said. Right after he said that, he closed his eyes and covered his ears. “OOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOSSSSSHH!” CANDY Girl and Vegetable Boy screamed. They had their own castle! Then Vavaji opened another portal…….

The Jester

2010-11-27T09:09:00.000-08:00

A strange painted face, a smile with a crazy twinkle, can describe the jester. His evil laugh fills the room, resounding on the eerie walls. They say he has lost it. They say he is mad. For he just waits inside the door, waiting for an unknown event. Waiting. And waiting. What could he be waiting for?

People say he is waiting for his cat, who died a dozen years back. Others say he’s not waiting, but thinking of an ingenious plan. Some people disagree; say they’ve seen him talking to the air, claiming he can see ghosts. They are all wrong. I know what the jester is really doing.

He lays in wait for his next victim. He waits for the next poor soul that he has decided on. Many people disappear, and there is never an explanation. That is because the jester has gotten them. No one knows what happens, because the screams and pleas are never heard. Neither is the loud, off beat guffawing of the jester.

It begins with dreams. You begin having nightmares, seeing his face and blood streaming down his arms. His cat, headless, yowls a menacing screech. Then you begin to sleepwalk, a few steps here and there. After a while you sleepwalk out the door, but no one would notice. No one ever does.

Unconsciously, your sleepwalking always leaves you if front of a door. I don’t think I have to tell you what is behind that door. You regain your senses, and confused, you open the door. That is the biggest mistake.

At that time, the jester’s wait is over. You can hear a cat in the distance, but there is none in sight, not that you can pay attention. Once again, the yelling and his happiness are not heard. When it is over, there is no evidence of what happened. And after a while, people stop looking for you.

You’re probably wondering how I know this. It’s because no one has seen me in a long time. Now they’ve stopped looking for me.

I was the latest victim.

But soon, the next person will meet their fate.

That person is you.

Birthday Time!

2010-11-15T17:01:00.000-08:00

Dear Randomness, Inc. readers,
THIS WEEK IS MY BIRTHDAY!

Can you believe it? This very week is my birthday! This year has flown, honestly. I really cannot believe it. So can you guess what I'm getting?

An Ipod? Nope. Got that last year.

A laptop? I wish, but no.

Lots of love (but nothing else). Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not that nice. LOL. Oh wait, I just figured out that LOL stands for Laugh Out Loud but also Lots Of Love! Cool!

Yes. You guessed it. Wow, you guys are good.

An electric pencil sharpener.

Crazy, isn't it? Absolutely crazy! I am so lucky to have this amazing pencil sharpener bestowed upon me. It's a real neat, nifty little model, too. Anyway, my hand pencil sharpeners really suck, so I asked for this cool thing. :D Got it from Office Depot.

Can you guys guess what day my birthday is, perhaps? (BTW, Pinky, Peggie, you may not guess on this. You know what day it is and this is unfair!)

LOL,
Yours randomly,
Cafina

Agelast

2010-10-31T07:15:00.000-07:00

HEY EVERYONE! Guess what? I was browsing the Internet and I found the WEIRDEST word EVER! Okay, maybe not the weirdest word ever, but pretty weird. Can you guess what it is...? Oh, wait...the word is my title...heh heh heh....

AGELAST!

Cool, eh? Agelast! Can you feel the word agelast spreading over your tongue like an Icebreaker or a mint? Can you feel the taste of it? What a delightful word, don't you think. Now, you may be wondering what the lovely word agelast means. Here's a definition, copied from Google.

Agelast- One who never laughs; a mirthless person.

Yeah, okay, maybe that's not the happiest word around after all. But...I have improved your vocabulary (unless you already knew the word, of course...)! You should be proud of me. Agelast. Now you can brag to your friends about knowing an amazing word that they don't!

Actually, considering my friends, they won't really care.

Oh well!

Yours randomly,
Cafina

THE STAR MACHINE!

2010-10-10T06:51:00.000-07:00

If stars weren't fiery balls of gas, I think it would be quite interesting if people made a star machine. You could set the machine to different levels of things, like how high the stars could shoot up, and how fast they could shoot up.

And when they came falling back down, you could hold 'em in your hands and play catch or baseball or football with them.

They would twinkle brightly and light up the whole area. In fact, instead of using electricity, you could use stars for lights. True, you'd have to use a lot, since they would emit a very dim glow, but it would be amazing! :D

Oh yeah, and the star machine should be orange. Bright orange! On the side there should be the word STARS written in blue. With a blue arrow pointing up at the side where the stars come from.

TOTALLY AWESOME!

Yours Randomly,
Cafina

What is the exclamation point???

2010-09-24T17:45:00.000-07:00

Hmmmm...I don't know.

If the exclamation point had a name, I think it would be Clyde. It just seema ight y'know? OMG!!! See, that was an awesome use of the exclamation point. EX EX EX EX FACTOR!!! EXCLAMATION MAN!! Na na na na na ex ex ex ex! Come on.

Puppies, Curtains, and Autumn

2010-08-24T13:58:00.000-07:00

A dry leaf crackles underneath my sneaker. I look down and see that the leaf is an unattractive brown color, not at all like the bright red and orange leaves autumn is supposed to bring. As I look ahead to my front yard, I find that there actually are attractive leaves. I study them for a moment before plowing onwards.

The curtains that hang in my room are blue. I do not particularly think it matches my green-painted room, but don't want them to go. They have been there since...well...forever. I like my curtains. They are there to do a job, and they do it extremely well.

The puppy is a bundle of fur and energy. It explores its new home eagerly, sniffing around. Its new owners are joyful that they selected such an enthusiastic little animal. Isn't it cute? Aww...look at the wittle puppy! How adorable! But at night, the animal pines for its old bed and home. It howls all night, and the owners don't think it's so cute anymore. A little cruel, but oh well. Perhaps they will end up being the best of chums.

Yours randomly,
Cafina

Are You Smarter Than a Big Pork Chop?

2010-07-16T07:05:00.000-07:00

Ladies and germs, here comes the PORK CHOP!! (huge applause)

And in this corner looking all nervous and confused, is YOU!! (well, nothing)

It's time to ppplllaaaaaaayyy..........ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A BIG PORK CHOP!?!?!?! (But before we begin, I want to make it clear that I do not eat pork.)

Here are the questions!

Can you become very appealing to the pork eating crowd?

Are you able to cover yourself with a rich sauce?

Can you be served during a barbecue?

Can you make people want to eat you?

Now for the question everyone wants to know...CAN YOU BE JUST LIKE A PORK CHOP??

If most of the answers are no, you are not smarter than a pork chop. MWAHAHAHHAHA!

-Your Host

Häagen-Daz

2010-07-12T14:26:00.000-07:00

I love ice cream. Especially vanilla. And chocolate chip cookie dough. And chocolate fudge brownie. And Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches. And Klondike. But mostly...Häagen-Daz ice cream bars. I like the dark chocolate outer covering and the soft vanilla inside.

That is, no doubt about it, the best ice cream on the planet. Seriously. It is amazing. It is what happiness tastes like. It is what bliss tastes like. If I would never become fat, I would feast on Häagen-Daz.

I embrace you, Reuben and Rose Mattus, for creating such a wonderful ice cream company. I embrace you and wish to visit your graves (if you have one, you may have been cremated) and tuck a rose into the dirt near it. YOU ARE AWESOME PEOPLE!

*Cafina*

All The Countries of Africa!

2010-06-30T05:39:00.000-07:00

You may have guessed from the title that this is a post about all the countries in Africa. Well, if you have, wonderful job! You are a very intelligent person. Uh huh!

If you are planning a trip to Africa anytime, (I have already been there, as you may also know, because I went to Egypt) here are the countries you might want to visit! (There are 47 countries, by the way)

Algeria
Angola
Benin
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cameroon
Cape Verde
Central African Republic
Chad
Comoros
Congo
Cote d'Ivoire
Djibouti
Egypt
Equatorial Guinea
Eritrea
Ethiopia
Gabon
The Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Kenya
Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
Madagascar
Malawi
Mali
Mauritania
Maritius
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Rwanda
Sao Tome and Principe
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Somalia
South Africa
Sudan
Swaziland
Tanzania
Togo
Tunisia
Uganda
Zambia
Zimbabwe

Yours randomly,
Cafina

EVIL Poetry

2010-06-27T13:53:00.000-07:00

You may think this is creepy, but it's the stuff of my dreams. Literally... because last night I had a nightmare about a demon rabbit.

The pink rabbit wants food. I said no.

It doesn't listen. It keeps on bothering me.

Scratch, scratch, with its tiny white claws, against my leg.

It won't leave me alone. It wants to eat.

I won't give in.

Neither will the rabbit.

What to do?

Stand straight. Don't listen. These things I do.

The rabbit is too smart. It's clever.

I have to give it food.

No.

Yes.

NO!

What a dilemna. I feel like Batman.

The rabbit screams all night long. High-pitched and eerie.

Scared out of my mind. The screams! They terrify me.

Like a wolf. It's hunting me down.

Partial sentences haunt my dreams. They're pieces, fragments. Of what?

Just give the rabbit

its food.

Please

won't you

give

the rabbit

its food?

My Random Words of Wisdom

2010-06-24T06:46:00.000-07:00

Swerve to the right, I say.

Now swerve to thee port.

Single out the wisdom you hear in his report.

Hear her kind words, and listen to them well,

But do not tell.

Have a sip of Amber’s tea,

But make sure it doesn’t have a flea.

Go to Israel to shop.

Make sure you don’t pop.

Fling and cling,

But do not ring.

If you have a cow,

My kitty will go meow.

Pretend you are flying,

So that there is no lying.

Jump up high right after you cry.

Boring is adoring!

Go to the bakery,

And maybe you’ll see me.

If you are kidding,

You will have to do your dog’s bidding.

Hop up and down,

And please don’t frown.

Yell to the ground,

And listen to the sound.

May you be perky,

With just a little beef jerky?

Just a little salt,

With some lovely melted malts.

To make your day

A humpie munkie cray!!!

-P I N K Y

Santa Hats

2010-06-19T07:52:00.000-07:00

Okay! So, it's been quite a while since I posted, and I'm sorry, and all that other stuff. Yada yada yada. I just want to cut to the chase, so I'm also sorry if I sounded rude or any of that other stuff. Yeah. You get the idea. Okay. Well.

Have you ever worn a Santa hat for Christmas? That big fluffy hat that looks really awkward on your head? The hat that everyone touches 'cause it's so soft? The hat that has the tail with the little white fluff ball thing that everyone flips?

I have never worn such a hat. There's only one of those beautiful soft fluffy hats in my house, and every winter break, someone else hogs it! No fair! But this winter break, I am determined to wear something that gets everyone in the holiday spirit! Yes, that's right! Like maybe a Santa hat. Uh huh! You heard me!

:)

Look at the shiny lights...sparkly...*

Okay, back to the subject.

Glittery...pretty...shimmery...

HAPPY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY!

By the way, can you guess who I am without looking at the darn tag thingamajigger?

No More Fortunes

2010-06-18T09:45:00.000-07:00

Hello! I am sad to inform you that there will be no more "Fortunes of the Week." It is just to demanding to write a post every Thursday. It takes pretty long to come up with every fortune, you know. So, if you still want to hear a fortune, I suggest you go to Yahoo Horoscopes. They have pretty down-to-earth stuff.

Until next time!
-P I N K Y

Fortunes of the Week!

2010-06-10T17:20:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD!! I am SOOOOO sorry I forgot to write the fortunes. Lately I have been REALLY absentminded...I hope you'll forgive me. Well, here are this week's fortunes! (You know what's funny? A week for the fortunes is Thurs-Wed, not Sun-Sat!)

Aries- Give your best friend a pleasant surprise. This week especially, it will make you much closer to them.

Taurus- So you want to be a pirate. Guess what? YOU WON'T!!!!!! LOL!! HA HA HA!!!!

Gemini- Your future is misty...I cannot see a straight path. You will be very undecisive this week.

Cancer- Huzza, huzza! Great I-dee-ho! What a thumping, whomping surprise! You will be saying strange phrases this week.

Leo- Don't be in such a bad mood. Things WILL get better. So turn that frown upside-down! (Such a lame phrase, sorry)

Virgo- Take many personality quizzes. This will bring good luck. If you don't...

Libra- Say, have you lost a body part. OMG! If you have, a unicorn will appear in your dreams. If you didn't, scream in your head.

Scorpio- If you are feeling down (which will happen often this week) chant, 'Ho ho watanay, ho ho watanay, ho ho watanay, kiyokena, hiyokena!' This will make you feel better.

Sagittarius- If you want good like this week, guess what you have to do? You have to crump. C'mon, be a crumper!

Capricorn- Do you like the sour taste of lemon and lime? You will taste that taste at random moments.

Aquarius- Have you heard of Aqua Sand? If you own any Aqua Sand, you will be covered with horrible luck all week!

Pisces- Eat pie, and lots of it! Pie is your safe haven this week.

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y

Really? Really.

2010-05-21T18:48:00.000-07:00

I am in a great mood. I, Dr. Peggie, have just watched Ocean's Eleven. That is a wonderful movie about trained professionals robbing a casino. That is totally my kind of movie. LOVED IT! So now, for a special treat...

A rainbow field! How lovely! Let us frolic and run around happy; let the games never end. Leapfrog, hopscotch, whatever you'd like. Let us not waste this wonderful day!

Oh, what shall we do? How about a tea party? Help yourself to these delightful little nibbles. Go on; don't be shy! Take as many as you'd like.

Now is the time to play a little croquet. Excellent shot, Mary! I love your hat, Susan! Today has been simply wonderful. I cannot tell you how much I have enjoyed it...

Really?

Really.

Nah. I'm just messing with you.

Here's what I think of your idiotic tea party.

Doing things the George Clooney way since 1988!

Fortunes of the Week!!

2010-05-21T14:50:00.000-07:00

Here are your fortunes:

Aries- Have you ever played leap frog? If you play leap frog this week, you will be blessed with immensely good luck.

Taurus- Uh oh! Shadows are surrounding you...LOOK OUT!

Gemini- Don't go to sleep with a frown in your pocket! (advice of the week)

Cancer- Quick, hide! They are looking for you!! Be careful, young warrior.

Leo- If you don't bounce on a trampoline this week, you will have BAD LUCK!
Virgo- OMG! I am SO happy for you! Goodness and peace are all around you.
Libra- Say at least five tongue twisters this week. It will be good for your self esteem.

Scorpio- If you have been bit by a scorpion, you will have a good week. If not, UH OH!!!!

Sagittarius- Lilacs bloom, and so will your happiness!

Capricorn- You are really going to sing this week, aren't you? If you don't, then something really horrible will happen!

Aquarius- You will be very cantankerous this week. Well, you probably always were, but more this week.

Pisces- Are you a malevolent person? I hope not! If you are, your personality will come to haunt you.

I made these fortunes up. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y

Funny Word!

2010-05-18T17:50:00.000-07:00

Greetings, Specimens

Well, there are lots of words in the world. They all sound different unless they are a homophone. Some of these sound funny. Every person has different words that sound funny. Here are some of mine:

-Googly

-Fling

-Dope

-Tingle

-Jiggly

What are your funny words? I would love for you to tell me in comments. For now, FLING!!

-P I N K Y

Fortunes of The Week!

2010-05-15T07:28:00.000-07:00

Hello!

Are you guys ready to see your fortunes? Well, here they are!

Aries- Tsk, tsk...bad luck surrounds you. Darkness is in the air. Look out!

Taurus- Do you like elephants? They are your safety zone this week.

Gemini- YAY! Jump up and down with joy! You are gonna feel very ecstatic this week! :))

Cancer- Watching "Tom & Jerry" is a source of happiness this week. "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" is a source of bad luck. LOL!

Leo- Velvet, satin, silk, all of them FEEL so nice! I love them! But, sadly, if you touch one of these fabrics, bye-bye!
Virgo- Eat foods with virgin oil this week. PLEASE??
Libra- What is wrong with you you wacko?? Get it together dude! Jeez!!

Scorpio- You should whistle. Whistling is safe this week. If you don't know how, then you will be cursed!

Sagittarius- Want good luck? Here's what you have to do. Rub oil on your hand. Then, wash it off. Ooooh...

Capricorn- You will see strange siamese cats in your dreams... Wow, that's weird.

Aquarius- 1, 2, 3, BOOM! Scream this into the face of a person you don't like.

Pisces- If you eat fetuccini alfredo this week, you will have immensely horrible bad luck.

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y

D.U.C.K

2010-05-07T15:27:00.000-07:00

Greetings.

During your travels, you will occasionally come across something disgusting. Other times, you'll come across something unbearable cute. Well, I am going to introduce you to D.U.C.K, a form of art that will be demonstrated in this post.

Disgustingly Unbearable Cuteness Korrection
(I know "correction" is spelled wrong, but D.U.C.K. is better than D.U.C.C!)

How do you do this? Well, the first step is to find something Disgustingly, Unbearably Cute. For example, I have found this picture of a cute baby rabbit. Feel the disgusting, unbearable cuteness for a second...
All right, now we must "Korrect" it. We will get rid of the cuteness. Get a marker ready, will you? HERE WE GO... TA-DA!
Hahahaha! Who's cute now? That, my friends, is D.U.C.K. We have Korrected the Disgustingly Unbearable Cuteness.

Let's try again. Here are some more examples. As you can see, it works with anything cute, even humans! Look at these fine D.U.C.K techniques:
And here's another D.U.C.K idea. 100% credit to Paigelovey, who commented with the suggestion!
MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Fortunes of the Week!

2010-05-06T15:50:00.000-07:00

Hi guys! I'm sorry I couldn't post the fortunes last week. I really didn't have time. But I hope you all had good luck! Here are this week's fortunes:

Aries- This is what you should do for good luck this week. Put a sock on ONE foot. Leave the other foot bare. Stand on a bed or sofa and...HOP! Hop like a bunny! It's fun and good luck!

Taurus- Last week, did you do anything bad? Something you feel really guilty about? I think so. Here's what you should do to make up for it. It'll only work for this week. Give a friend of yours a shred of grass. No, I am not joking.

Gemini- You're WAY too grumpy. Take a deep breath. Smile, and have a good time. There's no need to be in a bad mood!

Cancer- You're going to feel mad this week. You're going to be REALLY angry. Do what you have to do. Scream into a pillow, rip a piece of paper, take a walk. Whatever it takes to cool down. Nobody wants to be around a sour puss.

Leo- Do something nice for the people that live in your house. Buy a present, help them out, etc. They'll be glad.
Virgo- You should erase. Yup, erase. Scribble all over a piece of paper, then erase it. Scribble again, then erase. Big, pink erasers are the best to use this week.
Libra- This week, you will feel very relieved. You will know why. Just remember not to forget the world around you in your relief. Okay?

Scorpio- You are doomed to have bad luck. Sadness will overwhelm your heart. It's just so horrible...I'm so sorry.

Sagittarius- HA HA HA HA HA!! This week you will be laughing for no apparent reason. Everyone will think you're crazy. Don't worry, that's not so bad. I'm used to it. You will be, too. Just remember...LOL!!!!

Capricorn- Unless your name is Bob, Fred, or Barbara, you will have immensely good luck! Pennies on the road, dancing leprachauns, the whole package. YAY! Bob, Fred, and Barbara, too bad.

Aquarius- Jewels are coming your way. Not the object kind, but the jewels of life. (Sorry, just want to sound deep!)

Pisces- Si usted sabe español, YAY! Si no lo hace, es probable que no conoce la palabra secreta. Se trata de: agricultor.

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y

Which Is the Best: Reducing, Reusing, or Recyling?

2010-05-02T10:45:00.000-07:00

Hi gariadon hap! Heddiw, yr wyf yn mynd i gyhoeddi y enillydd (au) y Gwobrau Random diwethaf, ac yn y cwestiwn achos hon hun!

Iawn, yr wyf yn mynd i gyfaddef y gwir. Bo'r's mynediad a mynediad Lemon2608 yn y ddau awesome. Felly ... Amcana ddau ennill! Peidiwch â phoeni, nid wyf bob amser yn gwneud pobl yn rhannu. Mae'r rhan fwyaf o'r amser, byddaf yn dewis un enillydd. Dyma yw eu ceisiadau:

Bo'r-Ipads yn unig Itouch chwyddo, sy'n eu gwneud yn anodd i gario o gwmpas. Dwi ddim yn hoffi hynny. Ipods yn unig wedi cerddoriaeth a fideos, na gemau neu bethau eraill, fel apps. IPhones wedi cerddoriaeth, fideos, gemau, a more.It yn hawdd i'w cario o gwmpas. Plus, gallwch ffonio pobl. IPhones YN Y GORAU!

Lemon2608-Lets meddwl ... Ipod ond chwarae cerddoriaeth a ffilmiau. Eithaf 'n gludadwy.
Iphone gall alw pobl, movies chwarae a cherddoriaeth, ac ar y we bori os oes cysylltiad. 'N gludadwy iawn.
Gall Ipad chwarae movies a cherddoriaeth ar itunes a bori 'r gwe. Kinda 'n gludadwy.
Iphone all wneud yn fwy felly Iphone yn well yr wyf yn meddwl.

YAY! Mae'r cwestiwn hwn yn yr wythnos: Pa 'R' sydd orau: leihau, ailddefnyddio, neu ailgylchu? Pam?

Yn gywir ar hap,
Cafina

Bob's New Best Friend

2010-04-29T14:30:00.000-07:00

CaFiNa here! Do any of you wacky weirdos (ha ha, just kidding!) remember...BOB? The hand sanitizer bottle? Well, in case any of you were polite enough to wonder how he was doing (just kidding again), he is fine and dandy!

He is even fine and dandier because I have recently acquired a new hand sanitizer bottle, which smells like strawberries, (Bob smells like Atomic Apple, which is the name of the scent) and she is pink! She was the politest hand sanitizer bottle I have ever met, and asked me, "Would you be so kind as to give me a small snack or meal, O Great One?"

Yeah, well, I gave her a couple pretzels and a bottle of Mountain Dew when Bob came out. He was amazed by her. "She's staying in the house, right?" he asked.
I could simply not refuse the look she gave me, like she was about to cry if I said no. So I let her stay, to make Bob happy.

And anyway, she is very choreful (it's a new word I invented and means: likes chores)
and does most of Bob's as well.

She's very polite and nice, and she and Bob are wonderful friends, but I just do not know what to call her! Have any suggestions? I would maybe like something relating to strawberries or pinkness or maybe how choreful she is.

Thanks,
-CaFiNa

Many Different Fruits!

2010-04-27T17:08:00.000-07:00

APPLE-the fleshy usually rounded red, yellow, or green pome (fleshy with five seeds) fruit of a usually cultivated tree
APRICOT-the oval orange-colored fruit of a temperate-zone tree resembling the plum and peach in flavor
AVOCADO- a pulpy green to purple skinned fruit with a nutty flavor. It can be of various tropical American trees.
BREADFRUIT-a round, starchy usually seedless fruit that resembles bread in color and texture when baked
BANANA-an elongated (to grow in length) usually tapering (to diminish gradually) tropical fruit with soft pulpy flesh enclosed in an usually soft yellow rind
BLACKBERRY- the usually black or dark purple juicy but seedy edible aggregate (formed by the collection of units or particles) fruit of various brambles
CURRANT-the acid edible fruit of various shrubs
BLUEBERRY-the edible blue or blackish berry of any of several North American plants
CHERIMOYA-a round oblong (deviating form by elongation) or heart-shaped fruit with a pitted pale green rind that is borne by a widely cultivated tropical American tree
CHERRY-pale yellow to deep red or blackish smooth-skinned drupes (one-seeded) enclosing a smooth seed
COCONUT-the drupaceous (bearing drupes) fruit of the coconut palm whose outer fibrous (containing, consisting of, or resembling fiber) husk yields coir (a stiff, course fiber) and whose nut contains thick edible meat and coconut milk
CUSTARD APPLE-any of several chiefly tropical American soft-fleshed edible fruits
DURIAN- a large oval tasty but foul-smelling fruit with a prickly rind
FIG-an oblong or pear-shaped syconium fruit of a tree
GRAPEFRUIT- a large citrus fruit with a bitter yellow rind and inner skin and a highly flavored somewhat acid juicy pulp
GRAPE-: a smooth-skinned juicy greenish-white to deep red or purple berry eaten dried or fresh as a fruit or fermented to produce
GUAVA-roundish pear-shaped sweet acid yellow or pink fruit
KIWIFRUIT- the edible fruit of a Chinese gooseberry having a fuzzy brown skin and slightly acidic typically green flesh
LEMON-an acid fruit that is botanically a many-seeded pale yellow oblong berry produced by a small thorny citrus tree
MANDARIN-yellow to reddish-orange loose-rinded fruits
MANGO-a tropical usually large ovoid (egg shape) or oblong fruit with a firm yellowish-red skin, hard central stone, and juicy aromatic pulp
NECTARINE- a peach with a smooth-skinned fruit
ORANGE-: a globose berry with a yellowish to reddish-orange rind and a sweet edible pulp
PAPAYA- an oblong to globose yellow edible fruit with numerous black seeds in a central cavity
PEACH- a single-seeded drupe with a hard central stone, a pulpy white or yellow flesh, and a thin fuzzy skin
PEAR- a pome fruit of a tree that typically has a pale green or brownish skin, a firm juicy flesh, and an oblong shape in which a broad base end tapers upward to a narrow stem end
PERSIMMON- the usually orange several-seeded globular berry that is edible when fully ripe but usually extremely astringent (sourish and puckery) when unripe
PINEAPPLE- the large edible fruit that consists of the sweet succulent fleshy inflorescence ( the mode of development and arrangement of flowers)
PLUM-globular (shaped like a globe) oval smooth-skinned edible fruits that are drupes with oblong seeds
STRAWBERRY- the juicy edible usually red fruit of any of several low-growing temperate herbs

UGLI FRUIT (awesome!!)- It is very ugly. A huge great lump of a citrus fruit that is apparently a hybrid cross of grapefruit, orange and tangerine. Jamaican tangelo is the kinder, but less memorable name.
WATERMELON- large oblong or roundish fruit with a hard green or white rind often striped or variegated (having discrete markings of different colors. Sweet watery pink, yellowish, or red pulp, and usually many seeds

There were some fruits I didn't know before. I got some fruits here. I got the definitions here.
If there's a fruit YOU want the world to know about, write it in comments.

-P I N K Y

Fortunes of the Week

2010-04-22T14:03:00.001-07:00

I will look into your future..

Aries- You know, you should watch some TV. I like TV!

Taurus- Bad luck is around the corner. Be aware...

Gemini- Happy, happy, happy! You'll be on a positive mood this whole week.

Cancer- You may experience gas. Calm down. It's not the end of the world.

Leo- LEOnardo DaVinci was an artist. Why don't you paint something?

Virgo- Bad breath is the obstacle for you this week. Use mints and mouthwash.

Libra- You may be bored for long periods of time. Find something to do.

Scorpio- This week all you will want to do is run. Run, run all day! Go for it!

Sagittarius- You will feel very sleepy. Try to catch up on your rest so you don't fall asleep on school.

Capricorn- It's raining outside. Your week is full of water.

Aquarius- Your future is unclear...your head is to fuzzy. Clear out your thought, please.

Pisces- :(...Sadness. it's too sorrowful to bear!

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

-P I N K Y

Which Is Best: iPod, iPad, or iPhone?

2010-04-17T06:42:00.000-07:00

Good siku / usiku na wewe! I am just kwenda kueleza Awards Mabadiliko ya muda mfupi zaidi, hivyo kuelewa. Wakati wowote Najisikia kama hayo, (kwa kuongeza ladha ya fumbo) nami post a random mashindano. mashindano itakuwa random, lakini mshindi atakuwa makini ut ... na kila mashindano na ni mshindi itakuwa posted kwa lugha tofauti na. Hii ni Kiswahili.

Mshindi si kweli kushinda tuzo ... jina yao na kuingia tu anapata posted juu katika mashindano wao kushinda. Hiyo 'sababu ni kwa ajili ya kujifurahisha tu. Kuingia katika mashindano, baada ya kuingia yako katika maoni ya. Pamoja blogger yako jina lake na kuhakikisha kwamba ni kuingia kuingia kwa mashindano ya haki. Itakuwa ya mwisho, ingawa! Pia: kuingia moja tu kwa kila mtu. Mtu yeyote anaweza kuingia, hata Peggie au Pinky! Zaidi ya hapo, fun!

Wiki Hii Contest:
Ambayo moja ya hizi ni bora: iPod, iPad, au iPhone, na kwa nini? (Deadline is April 24, 2010, by midnight!)

WINNER AND THEIR ENTRY:
None yet...

(Mouse over the Swahili words to read them in English)

Hope wewe kuingia!
~Cafina~

जो पुरस्कार पसंद है?

2010-04-16T15:02:00.000-07:00

सुबह / दोपहर शुभरात्रि / / तुम शाम, मेरे यादृच्छिक कामरेड! मैं एक अलग भाषा में बोल रहा हूँ. पता है क्यों? 'हम हमेशा नियमित रूप से पुरानी अंग्रेजी में बात करते हैं क्योंकि. कुछ नया करने की कोशिश क्यों नहीं?

मैं एक यादृच्छिक पुरस्कार नामक स्तंभ है, और प्रत्येक स्तंभ शुरू कर रहा हूँ एक अलग भाषा में तैनात किया जाएगा. यादृच्छिक पुरस्कार होगा, लेकिन लोगों के ध्यान से चयनित किया जाएगा ...

तो, अच्छी ध्वनि? यह शुरू होती है ... (रोल ड्रम) कल!

शुक्रिया, / / / शाम दोपहर रात और आज सुबह एक बस शानदार है!

बेतरतीब ढंग से तुम्हारा है,
Cafina

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. PEGGIE!!

2010-04-15T14:36:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. PEGGIE!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT ALL THESE PICS FROM GOOGLE IMAGES!

Your Awesome Friend,

PINKY!

Shirt in 12 Different Languages!

2010-04-15T14:21:00.001-07:00

Shirt! (ENGLISH)
Camisa! (PORTUGESE)
Skjorte! (NORWEGIAN)
Crys! (WELSH)
Kemeja (MALAY)
Ing (HUNGARIAN)
Skyrta (ICELANDIC)
Koszula (POLISH)
Krekls (LATVIAN)
Shati (SWAHILI)
Chemiz (HAITIAN CREOLE)
Paita (FINNISH)

:)-P i n k y

Fortunes of the Week!!

2010-04-14T15:24:00.000-07:00

Here are your fortunes!

Aries- Stuck on old ways, aren't you? Try something new this week.

Taurus- You know you want sweets! Eat lots of desserts. YUMMY!

Gemini- Maybe you should get a hair cut. I can see some split ends...

Cancer- Get some exercise. Seriously, lay off the chips.

Leo- Do you like singing or dancing. Lock your room, and get your groove on!

Virgo- You know that you like sports. Why don't you play a little more?

Libra- If you have tests, they may be a little easy. I don't know why...

Scorpio- Fly high. Reach for your dreams! Cafina, stop reading Harry Potter!

Sagittarius- Is it your birthday? If it is, YAY! If it isn't, bad luck is written all over your face!

Capricorn- Go to your room and listen to some tunes. Musical Week has begun!

Aquarius- Last week you went shopping. Now, stay home. It's bad luck this week to go outside.

Pisces- Lotsa laughs this week! You will find maybe things funny. Happy, happy, happy!

I made up these fortunes. They probably won't come true.

Disgusting Fact of the Week

2010-04-08T15:23:00.000-07:00

Pinky here!

DISGUSTING FACT OF THE WEEK:

The human body swallows about one quarter of snot everyday.

EEW!!!!

Apples

2010-04-07T14:56:00.000-07:00

Apples are red, green, or yellow. CRUNCH! That's the sound that happens when you take a nice big bite out of an apple.
But mushy apples are disgusting. I hate mushy apples. They're way too mushy.
Good, hard, red apples are the best kind for me! Deeeeeelicious! Actually, I don't come across nice, hard red apples too often.
Have you ever seen a MINI apple? I have. It was mushy and yellow. Not my sort of apple. However, I HAVE tried a less mushy green apple. It tasted like a mushy apple, nothing special.
It was actually quite okay, not like that horrific yellow mini apple. Meh. The thought of that horrendous apple makes me want to scream.
Remember this: the skin of an apple might not taste good, but it's good for you.

Fortunes of the Week!

2010-04-06T17:35:00.000-07:00

Come. Come in. My magical glass ball is waiting...

HI! Every week I am going to post a 'Fortunes for the Week'. It will tell you your fortune, depending on your star sign. If you don't don't know your star sign, here is a key:

Aries-March 21-April 19

Taurus-April 20-May 20

Gemini-May 21-June 20

Cancer-June 21-July 22

Leo-July 23-August 22

Virgo-August 23-September 22

Libra-September 23-October 22

Scorpio-October 23-November 21

Sagittarius-November 22-December 21

Capricorn-December 22-January 19

Aquarius-January 20-February 18

Pisces- February 19-March 20

I will ask Peggie to put up a chart or a link or something. For now, here are the fortunes:

Aries- Be calm and organized this week. Don't go crazy and hold back on the sweets.

Taurus- You'll probably find some money on the road. Count this as the start of your savings. Get more money and add to it. You'll be happy.

Gemini- You might find your work easier for you this week. You may get all A's and B's.

Cancer- This isn't a good week for you. Be careful and aware. You may trip more often.

Leo- I see you're gaining the pounds, huh? Eat healthy and exercise.

Virgo- Go all out and have fun. Laugh and dance out. This is your CRAZY WEEK!!!!

Libra- You're pushing yourself too hard. Try to get a little more rest. Read a book or take a nap.

Scorpio- You may feel an urge to scream. Here's my advice: Yell into a pillow and you won't seem like a total maniac.

Sagittarius- You will probably feel very thirsty. And maybe sleepy. Drink lots of water. Only one or two cups of juice, and lay off the soda. Especially if it makes you as hyper as me...

Capricorn-Uh oh! This week's all bad luck. Losing your lunch money, bumping into the school bully, hitting your head...all bad things are in store. Watch out!

Aquarius- Time to go...SHOPPING! Whether you're a boy or a girl, grab that cash and go to the local mall. Clothes, video games, curtains....whatever. Just buy stuff!

Pisces- I hate to break it to ya...you're destined to be lonely this week. Walking around alone at recess, no friends coming over.... At least it's only for one week.

I made up these fortunes.They probably won't come true. Don't get worried about anything!:)

Well...that's it I guess. So...um...bye.

-P i n k y

My Evil Mind Machine

2010-04-04T06:08:00.000-07:00

Greetings.

You haven't heard from me yet. Instead of posting about randomness, I am going to post my mind-bogglingly astounding inventions. WATCH AND BE AMAZED! MUHAHAHA!

My name is Doctor Peggie (I AM a scientist) and today I am going to show you my evil Mind Machine.

This is what it looks like. Really, really, really scary, I know! I can see you shivering from here.
So, how does this work? Just watch and see.

I take the box and set up the side panels. Then I put two creatures (whatever I want, but they must be living) on each panel. I picked the two ugliest things I could find. Aren't they hideous?
Then, I press the invisible red button. The tension builds as the power increases. Then, suddenly, the room is lit up by a blinding ZAP!
Here is the creation that emerges out of the smoke... behold... the amazingly evil...

CAT-DOG!

This is my very first evil minion, so please stay back. He may bite, attack, give you rabies, scratch, hiss, break your bones, give you a concussion, or zap you with his evil mind rays.

Any other requests for mind-machine combinations? Comment and I shall add them to this page- but remember the requirements:
*They're plants or animals
*Provide me links to the pictures
*Make sure they're against a WHITE screen!

That's all. I hope you have a marvelously evil-filled day.

Bob

2010-04-01T07:22:00.000-07:00

Hello random friends! I have just recently acquired a bottle of green hand sanitizer. Normally, I prefer to wash my hands with soap. But this hand sanitizer bottle was begging me to adopt it.

"Please don't abandon me!" it was wailing. "Please, oh Brilliant and Awesome Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Oh, fine, I admit it. The hand sanitizer bottle (shall we call it Bob?) didn't say the Brilliant and Awesome part.

Bob really said, "Please Cafina, do not let me rot! Take me in! I won't be a nuisance!" Just a thought: how did Bob know my name? Anyway, you just can't refuse a guy begging like that. Bob was literally sobbing and on his knees.

Wait a second...do hand sanitizer bottles have knees? Oh well. Never mind that. So I took Bob into my room and made him feel at home. "How can I ever repay this tremendous favor you have done me?" Bob asked me. I didn't answer.

Some people say I am very creative. I try not to let that supposed "creativeness" (I doubt it's there) turn into weirdness.

Shampoo

2010-03-28T18:19:00.000-07:00

Did you wash your hair today?

I washed my hair yesterday. And guess what I used...

SHAMPOO!!!

Isn't that amazing? I know!

Interesting fact: The word shampoo is Anglo-Indian. It originated from a word in Hindi, one that has all these accent marks and stuff.

There are 2 main types of shampoo:

1. Cleansers that need a follow-up of condition, and

2. Combos of cleansers and conditioners that don't clean as well as a straight cleanser and don't condition as well as a conditioner but does both things.

Other special shampoo types:

1. dry shampoos

2 baby shampoos

3. shampoos for color-treated hair

4. shampoos for processed hair

5. daily use shampoos

(I got all this info from askabeauty.com. To go to the page I got the information from, click here.

My last words about shampoo for you are: USE IT.

Thank you and have a good hair day,

-Pinky

Pens

2010-03-22T14:34:00.000-07:00

Aloha! Today I want to talk about pens. Pens are quite interesting. How does a pen work? There are many different types of pens. Well, there certainly are a lot, so I'd like to list all the types I can think of. Here goes!

Gel pen
Ballpoint pen
Fountain pen
Felt-tipped pen
Reed pen
Quill pen
Dip pen
Rollerball pen

Any other pens? Excluding colored pens, of course. Did you know the word pen originated from the Latin word pinna? Another quick fact: The pen came from the Ancient Indians. Seriously! Cool, right? Whoa....

Pens FOREVER!

Hello, Random-Lovers!

2010-03-21T07:29:00.000-07:00

Yola! (in case you don't know, that is a mix of 'yo' and 'hola'!)

My name is Pinkguin 246, but call me Pinky! You know what the odd thing is? My favorite color is ORANGE! LOL!

Randomness, Inc. is going to be SO fun! Whenever you come here, there will be many random subjects in the posts. Randomness is one of my favorite things. AND CHOCOLATE CAKE! MMMMMMM!

Anyways, I know we haven't really started yet, but I assure you, this blog will be really random soon! So sit back and relax, and join all the randomness!

-Pinky!

Randomness, Inc.!

2010-03-21T06:39:00.000-07:00

Hey! (As in the 'hello' hey, not the 'hey, stop being annoying' hey.) This is the start of a new blog, Randomness Inc.!
It will be filled with randomness by me, Pinkguin (remember her from The Awesome Penguins?) and Peggie Quin! Like our header? Filled with randomness! LOL! :)
Before I say bye, here's a random fact:
The most random word in the world is random! Or so they say...

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!